Thursday, November 18, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Indian Double-Flute
On Thu, Nov 4, 2010 at 7:40 AM, xxx Environmental LLC wrote:
Dear Matthew Green,
Your statement is attached. Please remit payment at your earliest convenience.
Thank you for your business - we appreciate it very much.
Sincerely,
xxx Environmental, LLC
Statement Summary
Statement #: 1330
Statement Date: 11/04/2010
Open Balance: $1,500.00
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From: Matthew Green
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 8:56 PM
To: billciancaglini@xxx.com
Subject: Re: Statement from xxx Environmental, LLC
Thank you for the bill. I wish I could pay you, but I'm completely out of money. I am however very skilled at playing the algoza, or the "Indian double flute". In lieu of payment, would you accept payment in the form of a unique song that I can play to you over the phone with my Indian flute? I'll allow you to record the song on your answering machine so that you can play it back for others, and I promise you'll be satisfied. If this isn't satisfactory, I can also paint a very convincing picture of a turkey by using my hand. We're approaching thanksgiving, and its always a treat to see a high quality hand turkey.
-Matt
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On Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 8:17 AM, Bill Ciancaglini wrote:
Funny – I guess a lawsuit is in order – jail would be nice for the Holidays
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From: Matthew Green
Date: Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 7:59 PM
Subject: Re: Statement from XXX Environmental, LLC
To: Bill Ciancaglini
Jail? There is absolutely no reason for you to go to jail. I know you think you're getting an unbelievable deal by getting both a hand turkey, and a personalized algoza song, but its certainly not a crime.
I'm still working things out, but the song is going to go something like this:
Billlllllll Billlll Billlll
From XXX Environmentalllllllll
Thats where Bill is frommmmm
He likes to send emails to peopleeeeee
Even if he doesn't know who is sending them tooooo
Let me know what you think.
From,
A different Matthew Green
Dear Matthew Green,
Your statement is attached. Please remit payment at your earliest convenience.
Thank you for your business - we appreciate it very much.
Sincerely,
xxx Environmental, LLC
Statement Summary
Statement #: 1330
Statement Date: 11/04/2010
Open Balance: $1,500.00
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From: Matthew Green
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010 8:56 PM
To: billciancaglini@xxx.com
Subject: Re: Statement from xxx Environmental, LLC
Thank you for the bill. I wish I could pay you, but I'm completely out of money. I am however very skilled at playing the algoza, or the "Indian double flute". In lieu of payment, would you accept payment in the form of a unique song that I can play to you over the phone with my Indian flute? I'll allow you to record the song on your answering machine so that you can play it back for others, and I promise you'll be satisfied. If this isn't satisfactory, I can also paint a very convincing picture of a turkey by using my hand. We're approaching thanksgiving, and its always a treat to see a high quality hand turkey.
-Matt
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On Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 8:17 AM, Bill Ciancaglini
Funny – I guess a lawsuit is in order – jail would be nice for the Holidays
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From: Matthew Green
Date: Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 7:59 PM
Subject: Re: Statement from XXX Environmental, LLC
To: Bill Ciancaglini
Jail? There is absolutely no reason for you to go to jail. I know you think you're getting an unbelievable deal by getting both a hand turkey, and a personalized algoza song, but its certainly not a crime.
I'm still working things out, but the song is going to go something like this:
Billlllllll Billlll Billlll
From XXX Environmentalllllllll
Thats where Bill is frommmmm
He likes to send emails to peopleeeeee
Even if he doesn't know who is sending them tooooo
Let me know what you think.
From,
A different Matthew Green
Matthew Greens in Higher Education
On Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 4:43 PM, Anne Bryan wrote:
Matthew
We have completed the review of applications for our assistantship in Student Affairs and have made an offer to our top candidate. I certainly wish we had more assistantships to offer as we had a tremendous applicant pool. I will keep your resume on hand, and if I hear of any other funding opportunities in the school in the coming weeks, will certainly pass your name along.
Best,
Anne
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Anne Bryan
Director of Student Affairs
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From: Matthew Green
Date: Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Subject: Re: Student Affairs Assistantship
To: Anne Bryan
Anne,
I'm sorry to hear that Matt didn't get the assistantship, and while I happen to be a different Matthew Green, it always displeases me to see hardship fall on my name. I'm happy to see that you will keep Matthew Green's resume on hand, and I hope that you consider him for any future funding opportunities.
Sincerely,
(a different) Matthew Green
Matthew
We have completed the review of applications for our assistantship in Student Affairs and have made an offer to our top candidate. I certainly wish we had more assistantships to offer as we had a tremendous applicant pool. I will keep your resume on hand, and if I hear of any other funding opportunities in the school in the coming weeks, will certainly pass your name along.
Best,
Anne
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Anne Bryan
Director of Student Affairs
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From: Matthew Green
Date: Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Subject: Re: Student Affairs Assistantship
To: Anne Bryan
Anne,
I'm sorry to hear that Matt didn't get the assistantship, and while I happen to be a different Matthew Green, it always displeases me to see hardship fall on my name. I'm happy to see that you will keep Matthew Green's resume on hand, and I hope that you consider him for any future funding opportunities.
Sincerely,
(a different) Matthew Green
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
On Thu, Jan 14, 2010 at 10:56 AM, Piel, Jack wrote:
Matthew,
We have been given the opportunity to do a presentation for the Cannon Camp Fair on March 13 from 10-2. I have accepted and think it would be great if you could join me there and present something about the robotics component. Maybe show examples of different stages of building the robot and then what a programmed robot can do. If this is possible CAMMP can pay you $100 for your time. I know it’s not much but hey, we’re broke. Let me know if this is possible so that I can let them know that you’ll be joining me there.
Jack
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From: Matthew Green
Date: Thu, Jan 14, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Subject: Re: March 13 at Cannon
To: "P, Jack"
Hi Jack,
Good luck on your presentation! I would love to demonstrate the capabilities of my robot, but he isn't yet ready for "mainstream" as I still have not been able to teach him the emotion that we humans call "love". 100 dollars would still be great, and if Cannon is interested, I would love to use the money to go towards my robot's fancy death ray laser arms.
You may also want to try to get in touch with "your" Matthew Green since he may be more interested than I am.
(A different) Matthew Green
Matthew,
We have been given the opportunity to do a presentation for the Cannon Camp Fair on March 13 from 10-2. I have accepted and think it would be great if you could join me there and present something about the robotics component. Maybe show examples of different stages of building the robot and then what a programmed robot can do. If this is possible CAMMP can pay you $100 for your time. I know it’s not much but hey, we’re broke. Let me know if this is possible so that I can let them know that you’ll be joining me there.
Jack
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From: Matthew Green
Date: Thu, Jan 14, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Subject: Re: March 13 at Cannon
To: "P, Jack"
Hi Jack,
Good luck on your presentation! I would love to demonstrate the capabilities of my robot, but he isn't yet ready for "mainstream" as I still have not been able to teach him the emotion that we humans call "love". 100 dollars would still be great, and if Cannon is interested, I would love to use the money to go towards my robot's fancy death ray laser arms.
You may also want to try to get in touch with "your" Matthew Green since he may be more interested than I am.
(A different) Matthew Green
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